and this is why yaoi is created.

hiroshima 12 - 1st concert MC

sho: what did you do last night?
nino: i went to my hotel ate and slept.
sho: that's it?
nino: that's it.
sho: i'll ask in detail! what time? what did you eat?
nino: i ate gyu. gyu. (gyu being beef)
sho: tan. (tan being tongue)
nino: gyu.
sho: tan.
nino: gyu.
sho: tan tan!
nino: i didn't eat gyu tan!!! i just ate normal beef steak!!
sho: did you eat a salad? what about the tv? did you turn it on?
nino: i'm typically the type of person that doesn't really turn on the tv.
sho: ah!~ oh chan what about you?!
ohno: same as nino. i don't watch tv. dinner and then was it 150grams of beef?
nino: i don't remember how many grams!!
ohno: with nino, i ate 150g of beef and then slept with him.
jun: you slept together?! how gross!
sho: did you sleep together?
nino: we didn't sleep together!!!!!!
jun: it's fine. it's about time we slowly started to tell the truth of 8 years.
ohno: we've gone as far as we could!!!!!!!
nino: that's right. since i started to be aware of it starting 4 years ago...definitely when we were doing 24hr TV. you confessed didn't you?
ohno: (smiles)
nino: and then...'right? you remember right?' is what you said...and then 3 days later we started dating
sho: that would mean, it's been 2 years since you guys have been dating. you sure did date a long time.
nino: is there anyone else that has something like this?
sho: eh? you mean us? no there isn't. if 4 people out of 5 are dating then one person will be sort of eh...
jun: one person could be like you know, with the manager.
ohno: these days when we ride a plane whenever i'm in a 2 seater seat there's a lot of times matsujun is sitting next to me.
jun: right?
ohno: but when there are 3 seaters, it's always me, TJ, sho kun. (TJ - MAD)
jun: right!
nino: TJ is ALWAYS there, why is that? are you close with him?
ohno: that's right if you take a look at it it's always TJ, me, TJ, sho kun.
nino: how many TJ's are there?! when i ride a plane going out of country there are lots of times aiba chan is sitting next to me.
aiba: it's fun isn't it?
nino: very fun! when we went to australia the stewardist asked "Would you like something to drink?" and then this person (pointing at aiba) said, "Tonkatsu donburi! Tonkatsu donburi!" He said tonkatsu donburi, instead of asking for a normal drink. now that i think about when we went to australia i shared a room with captain.
ohno: yea.
nino: compared to the others the room was sort of small. to add on i opened the curtains so i could open the window but it was covered in pigeon poop.
jun: that's...by chance...ever since then?
nino: oh that's right! it was that night!
ohno: that's right. that is the night we became one.
nino: if i think about it that way, our time together gets long.
sho: aiba san as of recently where have you gone that was out of country?
nino: his passport is amazing! it's filled with stamps!
aiba: it's my 3rd passport. recently...it's definitely jakarta.
jun: what did you go for?
aiba: because of a zoo. because they said there was a place with a komodo dragon.
nino: dragon?
aiba: dragon...uh...dragon?
fans: LIZARD!
aiba: oh that's right! that's right! a lizard!
sho: that's probably right. the lizard is probably the correct answer.
aiba: the komodo dragon has poison you know, but i went to go give it a massage.
jun: massage?
aiba: it was hard...the zoo. or like snake shampoo you know. i was saying 'no hair no hair!'
nino: amazing.
sho: oh chan if you were to go out of country where do you want to go?
ohno: i want to go to the vatican!
nino: you're always saying vatican vatican!
aiba: i went to the vatican!
sho: i've went to too.
aiba & sho: YEA! (high5)
aiba: vatican duo.
sho: don't say vatican duo.
nino: oh..by chance are you guys dating?
sho: ... to be honest...
aiba: we are dating!!!
jun: ...........................
nino: then shall we slowly start getting a move on it?
(ohmiya holds hands and moves towards left hanamichi, masasho go to the other left hanamichi, jun goes to the right hanamichi alone)
sho: see if 4 out of 5 become a couple, this is what happens!
nino: if there were 6 it could have been even.
jun: you guys can date for real! (ohmiya)
nino: i don't want to!
jun: why not, you know as a set up.
nino: i don't want that1 if i'm going to date him i want to do it seriously!