ARASHI FANS

if you agree to some of these...then you are an arashi fans.
feel free to add more...

• baited by jun
• anything over 49kg is "fat"
• best dancer in johnny's is ohno, period.
• day dreaming, imagining...there is no end, ever.
• i save for natsucon...the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc.
• only true idols get more popular after putting nylons over their head, wearing nipples shirts, and wearing daisy dukes
• i'm envious of the arashi FC members
• i'm envious of anyone that lives in japan
• everytime a new single comes out, 2 versions is a given
• despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all versions
• first kanji memorized is "arashi"
• then all the members' names
• when speaking japanese i only know "male" dominate words such as "omae" "umai" "kuse"
• eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny
• when someone mentions bambi, it's sho or jun that you think of not the disney movie
• no matter how many times, you always cry when watching aiba read his letter on 24hrTV
• you want a pet and his name is momo
• you name things after arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD
• sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after arashi
• the best university in all of japan is keio, period
• sho is unreachable
• you've bought a baby blue DS
• you didn't know jun was the youngest
• you didn't know ohno was the oldest
• before arashi S&M was disturbing, now it's just an everyday part of life
• you've been jealous of okama san's
• first time you felt you needed to "compete" with men dressed as women
• one of the main reasons for your computer is to download arashi stuff
• you've cried after your hard drive crashed
• no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full
• you've sat your friends down and began the history on arashi
• your friends can put names to faces
• when asked if you have a boyfriend you have casually said "yes" and pictured one of the members
• you've come to like japanese artists that the members like
• wished that johnny's wouldn't be so expensive
• vowed not to spend money on arashi
• spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out
• pre-order is a given
• there is an arashi photo that you see everyday EG: car, pencil case, wallet, planner
• your cell phone wallpaper is arashi
• your cell phone ring tone is arashi
• aiba has the best english in all of japan
• december 24 is not christmas eve, it is "aiba's birthday"
• when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 arashi song
• when singing in the car at karaoke anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus
• you've been jealous of animals
• you read "asahi" as "arashi"
• the best actor in japan is nino, period.
• short guys is DEFINITELY okay
• gusy with bad skin is okay too
• guys skinnier than me, that's okay too
• arashi is the best group, ever
• when someone says "captain" or "leader" the first person you think of is ohno
• sometimes you hear "nino" instead of "nemo"
• therefore you buy nemo things thinking of nino
• ohno should be a world reknowned artist
• you've come to tolerate/love other johnny's artists because of arashi
• you've pulled all nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports
• sometimes you wonder if arashi are idols or comedians
• you start off with a favorite, but slowly you can't decide
• you study japanese because of arashi
• you plan on goign to japan because of arashi
• giggling to yourself after finding something "japanese"
• when you meet someone japanese the first thing you want to do is ask if they know arashi
• aiba is a prodigy
• nino should be a professional song writer
• the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is sho
• neon colored suits are completely acceptable for any occasion
• when someone says "tension" you think "aiba"
• your parents know arashi songs and the members' name
• gotten into a fight with siblings about arashi
• have arashi posters but wont put them up afraid you'll ruin them
• when people misprounce nino's name it annoys you
• like to yell out "YEAH!" at the end of things
• fancams are heaven sent
• you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions bc you don't want to open your CD
• wished you could befriend ohno's mom
• many times have looked down at their pants and been pleasantly surprised, now you cant stop looking there
• you are envious of people like inoue mao, suzuki ann, ayoi yu
• have gone down the list of "requirements for arashi's girlfriend/wife" and started to change certain aspects of yourself so you have more points