HOKKAIDO 7/22 - 2ND SHOW

best MC ever.
friend told me about this MC...
seriously best MC ever.

sho: kitael only has 4 shower stalls.
nino: how many members in arashi?
jun: 5!
sho: therefore there is always one person that is left behind.
nino: it's not kitael's fault
jun: it's our fault that we have 5 members
sho: but then ohno came into where i was and right behind nino came in hiding behind ohno. since there was 3 people in one shower stall there was one shower stall left over.
nino: no, the way it was is that when we came in ohno said "ah there's 1 less." so i said, "can't you just go in anywhere?" and so he started to come into mine.
ohno: that's right that's right
nino: but then when we were about to wash there was so facial cleanser so i said you can just wash from your head first. you know hwo if you wash your hair then the shampoo trickles down and you can wash your face.
ohno: oh that's right!
nino: even though i said that he kept whining for hte cleanser. then sho said "i have some" so we went there.
sho: these two, they came to borrow the cleanser and yet all they do is chatter away and leave without even borrowing the cleanser.
nino: but then when we went back there was no scrubbing towel.
aiba: ah, there was 5 of those in my stall.
sho: if you had that you should have said so earlier! "there's 5 here!"
aiba: i thought everyone brought their own
nino: therefore we washed each other with our hand, and rinsed each other's backs.
ohno: he washed my butt too.
nino: he has a nice butt.
ohno: nino also had a nice
jun: stop now, it's gross.
sho: but you know, what should we do today? there's only 4 today as well.
jun: i'm going to use the 2nd one from the left, since that's what i've used this whole time.
sho: first from the right, that's my spot.
nino: me, second from the right.
aiba: then i'll use the same one as yesterday, first one on the left.
everyone: eh?! what about ohno?!
ohno: then i'm in nino's spot!
nino: my stall again?