one of the funniest MC's.

okay first...i want you to close your eyes.
imagine all the members' talking voices.
once you've got it all imagined up in your head...
open your eyes and start reading quickly!
go go go!

jun: you went to go watch the concert yesterday didnt you?
aiba: yea yea. i went to the tokyo dome. yoko called me.
nino: i also received a few calls from yoko.
jun: so did you go too nino?
nino: nope, i did't go. but i was filming my drama all night long so it was impossible.
sho: oh that's right we were together the whole time.
jun: was there anyone else that came to the dome?
aiba: um...oh! toma came!
jun: isn't toma busy with his drama too?
aiba: i don't know. seems like he was free. oh that's right! i don't really know the kanjani songs so i tried really hard to listen to the songs properly. but for like 30 minutes straight they came out wearing these power ranger outfits and wouldn't sing any songs at all! my reason to properly listen disappeared.
sho: i bet you they keep doing it because it's something is totally popular amongst their fans
jun: um...you know, that's been bothering me for awhile but what's wrong over there?
(points to the wrap around aiba's arm)
aiba: oh this?! after the yokohama performance i went to drink with a friend.
jun: did you get hurt there?
aiba: that's not really the reason, but when i get drunk you know how i like to put my hand around peoples' shoulders.
sho: you definitely do! when you get drunk you totally look to be best friends.
aiba: so at that time i tried to put my hand around my friend's shoulder.
nino: so what happened?
aiba: right when i was going to my friend's phone started to ring and he went to answer it. and he suddenly disappeared from next to me. so i dived into nothingness.
sho: that's why you got hurt this much?
aiba: the bar's walls were made of like sand so it scratched against it.
sho: i see.
aiba: it really hurt!
jun: for just a scratch don't you think the wrapping is a bit overdone? if someone saw it they would think you got severly hurt.
aiba: i thought they would think that too so i wasn't going to do it...but when i changed clothes it would rub against it and hurt a ton. so that's why i wrapped it...
sho: well it's good to know the reason!
aiba: you don't have to worry! sorry!!!!! (to the fans)
sho: you know, don't you think it's about time the two of you made up? (towards the fans) oh you see before we came out, even 3 minutes before, nino and satoshi kun were fighting.
jun: why in the world did you guys fight anyway?
(ohno acts like it's not his fault)
jun: i'm asking you!
nino: the reason for that is, you see this fool is the bad one! he keeps bothering my cell phone!
ohno: i didn't do anything!!!!!!!
nino: but when it happened you were the one that was right next to it!!!
aiba: well, the reason is leader? what did you do leader?
nino: you see, this small doll like a cupie, that thing keeps getting stuck in my cell phone and it's head is just sticking out.
jun: you're saying leader did that?
nino: he's always around my cell and he's always like touching something...
ohno: like i said it's not me!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SHO KUN!!!!!!!
sho: WHAT?!?!?!
aiba: is the cupie nino's?
nino: no
ohno: it's mine
nino: i KNEW IT! you did it didn't you?!
ohno: it's not me! i said it was sho kun!
sho: oh! for some reason in our dressing room there is a tatami room.
aiba: oh a tea room.
nino: so what do you want us to do about it? heat up some tea?
sho: in that tatami room, for some reason ohno was in it by himself. and then a little bit later i can hear him laughing like "PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" he was DEFINITELY shoving the cupie in it and looking at it and laughing!
jun: who brought that cupie?
ohno: i did...
sho: see so you did it (laughs)
jun: you know how leader always brings a lot of this and that. do you buy all that?
ohno: no most of it i get from my friend.
sho: aren't there a ton of different cupies?
nino: the cupie shoved in my cell was wearing a soldier's outfit.
jun: anyway, i think it's best if both of you apologize to nino.
ohno: lets apologize together! ^^
sho: exactly! satoshi you can apologize by yourself!
aiba: sho chan, leader is saying that he may not have done it either therefore he wants to apologize together. leader seems a bit more mature.
jun: that's right. an adult!
nino: please apologize. both of you!
sho: alright...i'll apologize (apologetic voice)
sho & ohno: ninomiya kun! i'm really sorry!
(while saying this ohno's voice gets quieter and quieter)
sho: you there! you didn't say it right now!!!
aiba: leader! properly apologize again.
ohno: ninomiya kun. i'm sorry. (apologetic)
jun: and with this that incident is over.
aiba: but who could have really done it?
sho: it wasn't me.