YOKOHAMA 7/28 MC

aiba: what did you do yesterday?
sho: nino and i filmed our drama. for matsumoto san who had 2 dramas in a row, how many months has it been seen you've gone on a location?
jun: for mago mago as a whole it's been 4 months, for becoming a grandchild it's been 8 months. well, if i weren't an arashi member i would have already been kicked off the program.
nino: and during that time, what about aiba san and ohno san?
aiba: um...was it 7 weeks in a row? when i was doing a location with captain, they said that next week is a location with jun and captain said...
ohno: how depressiong :( since i've done mago mago with aiba chan for 7 weeks, within me when you say mago mago it's 'aiba chan.' we mix well and we say our lines well..but now that i have to suddenly go on location with jun...it's depressing
sho: even so satoshi kun, how do you feel now that it's over?
ohno: just as i thought, jun is the best!!!! :)
aiba: hey hey hey!!!
nino: he means that it took 7 weeks to mash with you will it took 1 week to mash with jun.
sho: well then what did you do yesterday aiba chan?
aiba: you know how there is a magazine called CUT? i was a model for GAP. in a neighborhood forest.
sho: GAP? Not a CM right?
aiba: no, no, it was a magazine shoot.
jun: What? you did a gapping shoot?
sho: why are you suddenly so excited?
nino: since matsujun really likes GAP.
jun: no it's not like that...when you mean gap don't you mean like a gap between being cute and cool at the same time?
aiba: no! the brand name is GAP!
sho: if it's a clothes model then that's something we haven't done. what does a model do?
aiba: typically they usually focus on our faces when they shoot, since we're idols. but for a model the clothes is the focus so they'll cover your face or just show half of it...
sho: then what did you do aiba?
aiba: the camera man said "just causally sit down" so i sat...
jun: then show us what you did yesterday. the GAP clothes is probably a lot cooler than what you're wearing now?
aiba: hey! well i'll do the pose i did yesterday. right, everything here is the forest. there is a rock about here, sho chan please be the camera man! and i just heard, "casually sit down." i'm thinking 'casually without forcing it...casually" and with all the power within me this is the pose i did.

(aiba's pose is him sitting on the rock with his hands in his lap and his knees touching and his feet apart. a very girly pose)

sho: eh?! that's an unforced pose?! that was good enough?
aiba: but the camera man said "great! great! that's great!" fine you guys try it!
sho: i'm sorry, but was there any use for me to be the camera man? then, nino chan please sit casually without forcing it.
(nino sits with his legs crossed like the way guys do it ... i think)
sho: that's good...but could you say that's natural? you look like a father.
nino: but look look 3 out of 5 are sitting like that. (nino, aiba, ohno)
sho: you know, don't you think a camera man is uncessary? (but he does it anyway) alright ohno san please sit naturally without forcing it.
(ohno kneels on one knee and keeps his other foot up)
sho: what's casual about that! only your face is naturally! lets do it again. alright ohno san it's fine if it's different from the pose you did before but please pose naturally.
(ohno does same pose)
sho: like i said only that face is natural! aiba kun when does CUT come out?
aiba: i don't know yet. when it comes out i'll tell you.
jun: since we're talking about cut i remembered, but as of lately it's been awhile since i bought CUT so i went to the bookstore to buy it but nino was the model this time. in the end i was too embarrassed to buy it.
sho: really? not at all for me. for me when kiiroi namida was the main story for H and the issue with nino in it, i read it at the book store.
jun: but isn't it sort of weird buying a magazine with a member in it? sort of like they'll be like, 'youre arashi too but you're buying a magazine with a member in it?!'
aiba: oh! sorry sho chan i drank your water.
sho: this is mine!
aiba: i mistook the S for A.
sho: how in the world can you mistake those two?

(ohno aiba jun go to change)
nino: lately all we've been doing is shooting our drama. even yesterday after we finished another episode finished.
sho: was yesterday episode 4?
nino: sho chan then tell them the highlights of episode 4.
sho: but that's weird. to tell them the highlights of epside when it's already over.
nino: then episode 4. oh wait, how about a scene you liked in episode 4!
sho: what was it...you know...when nino was in the teddy bear costume and you were doing this and this. (acting it out) just slightly do it.
nino: Oishii!!!~~~~ something like this. episode 5 had a festival scene right?
sho: yep, even the food was properly prepared.
nino: like the street vendors right?
sho: what did you eat?
nino: takoyaki.
sho: what kind of tako?
nino: huh? um...
sho: (whispering into nino's ear) matako matako!
nino: matako! It was matako! sho chan, what did you eat?
sho: i didn't eat anything :(

(talking about tanabata)
nino: what did you write down?
sho: what did you write?
nino: i already wrote my wish on hanamaru cafe.
sho: what was it?
nino: that my wish would come true.
sho: but that's the typical problem with tanabata
nino: but you know how it is. when you're younger you ask that you can use kamehameha
(kamehameha - dragon ball ability)
sho: uh huh
nino: but that's just a game in reality...
sho: it's possible.
nino: then do it! try it!
sho: sorry.
nino: if that was possible in real life that means my tanabata wish came true. then sho kun what did you wish for?
sho: i didn't write anything.
nino: then what do you want to wish for?
(ohno is coming down the stairs at this point)
sho: um...then...for ohno kun to come out wearing the shirt where the center star is covered.
(ohno hears this and started to go back inside)
sho: it's fine if you don't go back in!

(ohno, jun, aiba come out and nino and sho go in)
sho: we were talking about tanabata so continue on!
aiba: well for now lets just push aside talk about tanabata.
jun: a minute ago we slightly talked about mago mago. but it was REALLY fun! it was really hard for the last 7 weeks wasn't it?
aiba: yea whatever.
jun: yesterday's location was a hosue by the beach. the oji san had a house by the beach.
aiba: then there must have been things like grilled squid?
jun: yea yea. first off you wouldn't have to worry about food. if they ask for shaved ice then they make it and give it to them, and if they asked for eer they would give that to them. and oji san said 'if there's anything left, eat it!'
aiba: what?! beer from the day time?
jun: it was really fun!
aiba: how nice. i tried really hard too. oh did you go into the ocean too?!
jun: that...i did a lot of! i fell into the ocean!
aiba: wow!!!
jun: i swam and played a lot. it's been 8 months since i went and i had a lot of fun!

(nino & sho return)
aiba: wow that's a ton of stars!
(nino has stars on his pants)
nino: i'm winning with numbers.
sho: then what am i? i have no stars.
(finds 3 stars by his pocket)
aiba: wow! you seriosly only have a little!
sho: shut up!
aiba: that's how little stardom you have.

(for ura arashi it was 旅立ちの朝)
jun: i'm asking bc it's been awhile but why did you do that?
(during AAA sho yelled CHESTO(?) at the end of 旅立ちの朝)
sho: at that time i was riding on the tension..but..but i seriously wasn't reading it correctly. so at the staff meeting i asked that they cut that part out. and then on the way back i was riding the elevator with satoshi kun and i said "satoshi kun i really don't want that to be included" and then leader says "isn't that something that's very arashi like?" and with those simple words...it was included.
aiba: but even so, once you heard it put like that didn't you feel better?
sho: no. i'm really sorry! i'll never do it again.

(after singing 旅立ちの朝)
sho: that was seriously the worst!
(but after asked to do it again sho does it, fans clap)
nino: getting applause for chesto?
aiba: well but sho chan really likes chesto.
sho: chesto was really popular within me. :)

*hardest part of being ohno fan...he never talks!